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Friday, 5 May 2017

Send In The Clowns

Politics, bloody politics. They're all over the place, these politician clowns.

Plankton brain - went to Cambridge
Please tell me there is not a more asinine, plankton brained pile of uselessness than Diane Abbott. If you haven't heard it yet track down her car crash of an interview on LBC earlier this week. At last the world begins to realise just what a berk this woman is. She is the Shadow Home Secretary. Nuff said.

Graduate of the Bercow Likeability School

But worse, although no longer an active politician, there is still Gorgeous George Osborne, bizarrely transfigured into editor of The London Evening Standard. He now stands outside Westminster lugging rocks at those (principally Theresa May) he deems to have diverted him from his manifest destiny. Sad and funny. At least Abbot isn't getting paid the fortune that Osborne's grimy paws are raking in.

If I ruled the world
And just to ensure that we at the OG are not accused of provincialism, it is right that we should alert you to a bloke strutting around Europe showing the modesty and self-awareness that used to be the sole preserve of Juan-Antonio Samaranch, the fascist who ran the Olympics. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you His Supreme Smugness Jean-Claude Juncker.

Thursday, 14 July 2016

The Political Merry-Go-Round

Well, well, well. Just for now the Tories have stopped fighting each other and crowned a new leader, or should it be leaderene. All of a rush, Theresa May has become Prime Minister, Andrea Leadsom having taken a peek over the brim of the seething leadership volcano and responded with the political equivalent of 'Sod this for a game of soldiers.'

Cameron went with some style, much as one would expect. His legacy is the impression of his political laziness (a not uncommon trait in the uncommonly gifted) which culminated in a referendum it had never occured to him he could lose. So, in short, he ended up looking a plonker - a nice twist on Enoch Powell's dictum that all political careers end in failure.

May has started rather deftly - wrong-footing the commentariat by giving Boris Johnson the Foreign Office and bringing in two thoroughly decent Brexiteers in Liam Fox and David Davis. George Osborne has been shown the (back) door as has Michael Gove. Osborne has reaped as he sowed. Gove is a slightly different case, a man who has had a lot of interesting things to say (politicians often don't) but whose recent manoeuvrings have been comically badly conceived and as badly executed.

All of which has taken the spotlight off poor old Tony Blair and the aftermath of the Chilcot Report. What are we to make of Blair in the light of the Report? Exactly what we already knew - he thinks he did the right thing and has deluded himself as to the extremes he trod in getting his way. However, much of the contumely coming in his direction is just plain cant. God knows I am no defender of Blair  but Alex Salmond's gimlet-eyed hate speech does nothing nothing more than confirm the nasty Scot as the most unpleasant man in mainstream politics.

Meanwhile in the (temporarily) sunny suburbs life goes on much as before any of this fool's comedy commenced. The Labour Party? Well, you couldn't make that stuff up, so I won't.

Crisis, what crisis?
So what is a man to do as the country careers out of control? Go to the home of Mikey B and play as his guest at Woburn for a couple of days, that's what. The whole Dunmore crew will be there so Radio Free Roberts will be silent for the next few days. 

Friday, 24 June 2016

Waking To Brexit

I was woken by an animated Groupie announcing that the EU referendum had gone the way of the gay Brexiteers. Must admit, even though I voted for it I had no expectation of being on the winning side of the equation.

I have also woken to the self-fulfilling prophecy of falling markets and we have already had one dead cat bounce. Expect volatility - aggressive traders love volatility. The pound has also collapsed. Nobody seems to be pointing out that this will make exports cheaper.

Cameron is going. He announced his political demise with educated good grace but, all in all, I'm afraid it's good riddance to bad rubbish. And can you make sure you take that George Osborne with you please.  Both men behaved despicably during the campaign.

The news shows are quite telling - the poor old BBC is relishing the financial furore and cannot quite believe that the silly old electorate has departed from its patrician orthodoxy. If you want a more balanced take on it all skip up the Sky menu to the foreign news channels where the speculation is quite sensibly on the broader European implications and the possible (and much to be desired) halt of the longstanding integrationist madness.

The economic issues clamour to take all the attention but let us take a step back and applaud an endorsement of rather old-fashioned democratic principles. It's not all about money. Just for once let us humour a romantic notion of universal suffrage.

Monday, 13 June 2016

Should The United Kingdom Remain A Member Of The European Union Or Leave The European Union?


That is it, the question that will confront those of the enfranchised who choose to visit the ballot box on 23 June. In a display of rare reticence OG has thus far kept his powder dry, bar the occasional condemnation of samples of the multifarious cant and highlighting of some (rare) decent journalism. But you can only escape my ministrations for so long and today I will try to explain where I have got to and how.

Let us first make crystal clear what this is not about for me – economics. Or rather it is not about the false promises of either side in this vile campaign as to what continued membership or Brexit will mean for the UK. Here’s the unvarnished truth – no one knows what will happen, any more than they knew what was going to happen last year – how’s that forecasting going lads? David Cameron and his dissembler in chief, Gorgeous George Osborne, have continued the good work of those prize shits Blair and Brown in suborning our once reputable civil service so that we are presented with economic ‘facts’ signed-off by the Treasury based upon contrived assumptions and presented in terms of deceitful formulae (GDP per household anyone?). Bollocks, to put it politely.

No the clouds have parted and what it is about for this spectator/participant is the desirability of the preservation or otherwise of a democratic nation state, most particularly the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. And in fact the answer to this conundrum has transpired to be easy – I have no title to use my vote to dispense with democracy. I hope I can convince you that mine is a moral stance.

The first thing to acknowledge is that the good old state has pressures enough from within even before we get to the question of the EU and that elusive and mistreated beast sovereignty. It is clear that a vocal minority of Scots no longer have any wish to be aboard the three hundred year old ship. A disgruntled minority of the English would gladly wave the ingrate Scots goodbye as they disembark. That is for another day.

The campaign has been an unedifying joke – the Remain team lining up behind Cameron’s wanton dishonesty and willingness to say anything to win, while the Brexiteers wail ‘liar, liar, pants on fire’ and conspicuously miss a series of open goals. Pitiful. Anyone for ‘democratic deficit’? It seems not.

Define your terms. By the nation state I refer to a state that conjoins the political entities of statehood to the identifying entities of a nation, that is to say mechanisms of governance accepted (more or less willingly) by a people of shared inheritance, most obviously the geographical inheritance of a nation race. This definition gets a little frayed around the edges (not least the Scottish edges) but I take it as proven that there is still a majority population that both feels British and wishes to be governed as British.

I also take it as given that most of that British polity would think themselves (in so far as they think about these things at all) governed under universal suffrage by a sovereign parliament. And this, for me, gets us to the core of the referendum question. Because (and with profound apologies to Joni Mitchell) I’ve looked at sovereignty from both sides now, from give and take, and still somehow, it’s sovereignty’s illusions I recall, I really don’t know sovereignty at all. Or perhaps I do. The news is this: a surprising proportion of our legislation (perhaps as much as half, though there is no reliable way of measuring legislation – you could I suppose just weigh the printed matter) emanates from the EU. It is not scrutinised or amended by our ‘sovereign’ parliament. Not a problem you might say, because there is a European Parliament which includes our elected MEP’s. That would have some weight were it not for the fact that the EU Parliament has a consultative role only, not a legislative one; it is not sovereign. The sovereign bodies are the Commission and the Court and we don’t get to vote for those. As Tony Benn said (and we’ll hear more from him later) if you can’t change the man who makes the decisions, you’re not living in a democracy.

Now let’s be clear, living in a democracy is not the only option but in western terms it is the one unstintingly endorsed in public utterance by the bien pensant. Now proclaiming oneself to have undemocratic leanings might be an amusing dinner party gambit but it wouldn’t be the tone to take if running for office. Democracy is the perceived ‘given’ of our constitution. And yet, ironically, fudging the issue of democracy is the great achievement of the EU. Since its foundation it has never had democratic goals. Quite the contrary, it was the passionate brainchild of internationalists who rated the assertive nation state as the harbinger of war. Its huge administrative machinery is the weapon of mass suffocation by which nation states are quietly euthanized for their own good. Ask the Greeks. And I simply do not buy the arrogant patrician assurance that the EU can be reformed by the actions of good men. We have been hearing that tune for four decades. It never happens.

History is partial, so here’s mine. The rise of the nation state had been a four hundred year project. It is not historically inevitable but it was the dominant model in the technologically stunning twentieth century during which armed empires crumbled and were replaced by empires of influence. In that twentieth century we saw two World Wars, a near calamitous Cold War, various proxy wars and vile local pogroms. Universal suffrage was a twentieth century gift (at least in the West) but with it came a problem – people have a tendency to daftness, prejudice, nationalism and plain selfishness and betray an unholy cocktail of these influences when they vote. Perhaps democracy isn’t the answer after all. Thus do benign clever people conclude that the polity needs to be protected from itself. Technocracy is the answer – a system of governance where decision-makers are selected for their technical skill. By whom? By other experts of course. This is the hinterland and history of the EU: a deliberately constructed monolith of political and economic management whose very design attempts to resist the tectonic shifts inherent in that venal and dangerous chimera, democracy.

But isn’t a little trade-off of democracy an acceptable price to pay for decades of peace, prosperity and cheap holidays? Actually no. I’m an old cynic but, do you know what, I rather like the tenor of democracy. For me it is the tenor of individual liberty – a liberty in which the freedom of your fist ends just short of my nose. It is not the tenor of collectivism and prescribed decencies. I admire Bernard Levin, a commentator who despised accommodation with the undemocratic left or right and who concluded as long ago as 1979, ‘That there is no such thing, in the long run, as a state which is both collectivist and democratic.’ The EU (‘le Grand Projet’) has wrapped itself in the soft woolly blanket of peace and soothing internationalism and that disguise is enough for a lot of well-intentioned people. Take for instance the assembled hordes of knee-jerk liberal luvviedom, our unimpeachable artists and actors, who have thrown the weight of their rectitude behind le Projet. Never let the facts get in the way of a nice sentiment. Perfectly decent politicians have also been conned. Look at the admirable and dignified William Hague who has bought hook, line and sinker the Foreign Office canard that the technocrats are our sort of chaps and can still be reined in. Newsflash – they stopped listening years ago.

How do I assess our increasingly desperate Prime Minister (and his sinister side-kick, the Chancellor) in all of this? Is he deluded? Of course he is, like everyone possessed by a messiah complex. As with Blair, so with Cameron – he knows, absolutely knows, what is best for us and he must do anything to keep us from self-harm. That includes shameless lying. The lying is not confined to the Remain campaign but it is most abject coming from the Queen’s first minister.

I’ve started so I’ll finish. This liberty, this democracy, what do they look like? With apologies for my own inadequacies I will quote Bernard Levin at length. The argument for freedom is ‘not to be understood in terms of material betterment’ alone. Much less, might one add, when the ‘truth’ of material betterment is manifested by Gorgeous George’s dodgy dossier.

This is not an argument (though it has often been used as one) for telling the poor not to mind their poverty. It is an argument for believing that only as individuals can we hope to realize our full potentiality, and that anything which denies or restricts that realization denies salvation itself. “If you wanted to put the world to rights”, asks Solzhenitsyn’s Nezin in The First Circle, “who should you begin with: yourself or others?” And Evelyn Waugh put it even more neatly in a radio interview, part of which Ronald Harwood incorporated in his stage adaptation of Waugh’s autobiographical novel The Ordeal of Gilbert Pinfold. Asked “You have not much sympathy with the man in the street, have you?”, Pinfold replies:



You must understand that the man in the street does not exist. These are men and women, each one of whom has an individual and immortal soul, and such beings need to use the street from time to time.

Despite all the accumulated evidence that I might be wrong, despite that loutish yet enfranchised idiot behind whom I sat at the cricket recently, despite my own economic interests (I’ve made my pile and the status quo suits quite nicely) I still trust the people. All the people, making manifest their views in a representative democracy. And neither the people nor their representatives may take it upon themselves to give away the gift of democracy bequeathed to them.   That gift had been hard-won by our betters. This was Tony Benn (a man who could be unmatchably wrong on the detail but was never wrong on the principles) speaking in the Commons at the time of the Maastricht Treaty debate:

If democracy is destroyed in Britain it will be not the communists, Trotskyists or subversives but this House which threw it away. The rights that are entrusted to us are not for us to give away. Even if I agree with everything that is proposed, I cannot hand away powers lent to me for five years by the people of Chesterfield. I just could not do it. It would be theft of public rights.

So this is where I stand. I stand for the nation state as the viable vehicle for democracy in the sceptred isle. I was endowe for my lifetime with public rights and I have the opportunity now to reclaim the portion of those rights carelessly given away by my representatives. It is our imperative to cherish those rights and to hand them unalloyed to those who succeed us. I am not persuaded that there is even the remotest of possibilities of preserving those rights within the European Union. Others disagree – they are, I believe, at best deluded, at worst mendacious. 
    

Monday, 18 April 2016

Now For You Chancellor

Now I wouldn't be me if I didn't have a view on the EU referendum and you may well have guessed what it is. However I will be keeping my final opinion powder dry until a little nearer the day when I intend to publish the finest constitutional analysis this side of Lord Denning. Bet you can't wait.

This self-imposed ban should not however stand in the way of excoriating pitiful purveyors of plain old porkies. The Boy Cameron copped it a few weeks ago with his mendacious presentation of the 'deal' he had so assiduously won from the good burghers of le Grand Projet. But his best mate Gideon, our not very esteemed Second Lord of the Treasury (Dave is the first in case you wondered), has today usurped his boss as the biggest tosser on show in this unpleasant spectacle.

man with smokey pants
Gideon has had the unreliable elves at the Treasury beavering away (at our expense mind you) on a fourteen year economic forecast for good old GB & I should it disentangle itself from the EU. Fourteen fucking years. Apologies for the profanity but yes you did read that right. Fourteen years. This from people who can't get it right month to month, never mind anything measured in years. What guff. The entire purpose is to create a headline which suggests to the gullible that we will be £4300 per household worse off if we leave. Note the clever 'per household' usage, which naturally gives a far higher total than 'per person'. And Gideon has the bare-faced cheek to describe this misbegotten pile of speculation as 'fact'. I don't care which side of the debate you stand but we really do have to agree on one thing: as they say in political science circles, liar, liar, pants on fire.

This tripe is available for your delectation - Pick a Number - all 206 pages of it. As I will at later length explain, this is not primarily an economic issue and there should not be any need for either side of the debate to indulge in this sort of pathetic fiction. Both camps are up to it but to use the minions of the Treasury to produce such bilge is offensive. I think the best I can say of it is that it is exactly the type of blustering certitude one might have expected from Gordon Brown. Remember him? He was the Chancellor who abolished boom and bust. God preserve us.

  

Wednesday, 6 April 2016

The First Day Of A New Year

6 April, the first day of the fiscal year. Back to zero and working (if you sully yourself with such things - I rather tend not to these days) for the government of the day. And hasn't the news been kind to us - matters fiscal are to the fore, most particularly the information that certain people have been taking advantage of overseas tax planning, sometimes, oh Heaven forfend, with the aid of those most heinous of beasts, foreign bloody lawyers - the Panama Papers  .What vile scumbaggery. Most deliciously for our slavering know-nothing press, the name of Dave 'Boy' Cameron's late father is implicated. Mind you, it's a frigging miracle to me (being from the ghetto and all - well Erdington anyway) how anyone can afford to send offspring to Eton without fiddling their bloody taxes.

But my task is made even more urgent by the serendipity of yesterday's allocated New Testament reading in my free-to-Kindle 'the Bible for the Weak and Lazy' (all right it's not really called that but you get the drift). Yesterday was Day 22 of that little project (I have actually read it before - for a bet with my father when I received a Gideons Bible at school) and up popped (inter alia obviously or I'd be at it forever) Matthew 22:21. Here it is in its full King James glory:
They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's
Which, I invite you to agree, is as close as scripture gives us to a Tax Collector's Charter. But, and here's the rub, your obligation is to render to Caesar only what is properly his. All else is God's. Which is a bit of a problem for that piece of political detritus, Jeremy Corbyn, who doesn't believe in God or anything smacking of a supra-legal morality. The state is all. Now Jezza the problem with your pathetic indignation at this latest concatenation of public affairs is that the genus of state you so worship has, pretty much everywhere, turned out to be a vile and inadequate vehicle for governance. So we should dispose of Corbyn's views on this subject as readily as we do most of his others. However, the Boy Cameron is not home and hosed I'm afraid, and if you sit patiently, I'll explain why.

You've brought this on yourself PM. The Mirror is being no more disingenuous than you. The editor went to Malvern College by the way. No wonder he's a cad.
Cameron and his mate Gideon have been at the forefront (well just behind the ludicrous Margaret Hodge) in the lazy and unhelpful elision of two perfectly understood and distinct concepts: Tax Evasion (unlawful) and Tax Avoidance (lawful). Corbyn also gets these things muddled up but one is inclined to be generous and to put this down to his being thick. Instead of the legal clarity that bathed these two terms we now get our old friend 'morality' casting a shadow. Morality is best not left to politicians. And that elision, Dave me old mate, makes you totally fair game in the outing of your dad as a perfectly innocent tax avoider. Ladbroke's offer a teasing 3/1 that you won't be PM by the end of 2016 - Cameron Bets. * I can see a perfect shitstorm of Europe and tax making this a diverting little wager.

*In the two days since I posted this I note that the odds have plummeted to 7/4. This can only have been due to my loyal followers placing serious money on the Boy Cameron biting the dust this year. Please note that at about 12.15 on 9 April I will be announcing the winner of this year's Grand National five hours ahead of the race.


     

Tuesday, 23 February 2016

This Could Get Boring ... Oh Sorry It Already Has

I'm afraid it's time to talk about Europe again.

I am a sceptic about Le Grand Projet (what's that you say - you'd already noticed) but I have never been completely unpersuadable. However the great project of persuasion as led by our ghastly Prime Minister is already making me less so. What a load of meretricious, patrician claptrap. I can identify exactly the point at which I finally consigned Cameron to the bin of odium. Here it is, from his interview with Andrew Marr on Sunday:
I think the prospect of linking arms with Nigel Farage and George Galloway and taking a leap into the dark is the wrong step for our country.
Well if you are in the unfortunate position of being Michael Gove (a 'close friend' of the Boy Cameron but one who has dared, poor misguided state educated pleb that he is, to deviate from his boss's gilded wisdom) you might very well ask, with friends like Dave who needs enemies? So politics is to come down to this is it - if you find yourself on the same side of an argument as two such clownish figures as Galloway and Farage, then you must be wrong. Well let's take this a step further shall we Dave? Galloway and Farage are, in the end, peripheral in the greater game of politics, they are totems of what someone (though no one seems certain quite who) termed swivel-eyed lunacy. We will return to this designation later. Now here's a thing: it is my judgement that a figure far from peripheral in British politics was Alastair Campbell, Blair's despicable spin-doctor. This is what he tweeted almost as soon as Cameron had left the Marr sofa:
You won't hear me say this often, but that was a very impressive interview by [Cameron] The pro-case is overwhelming.
Thanks Alastair. Debate closed then. Thank goodness, now I can have my life back and concentrate on things that really concern my sort of person. What sort of person is that? The sort of person, actually, who resents what you and Clive Woodward did to the reputation of the British Lions by your arrogance on the 2005 New Zealand tour. That major blot on your escutcheon aside, I am a big man and I accept that there will be things on which you and I might agree. My point? Here's what Cameron could equally validly (that's to say not very) have said to Marr: 'I think the prospect of linking arms with Alastair Campbell and wading yet further into an irretrievable constitutional mire is the wrong step for our country.'

While we're looking at some political 'scoundrels' let's now consider one long since dead but who remains polarising - Enoch Powell. I take no stance for his incendiary language on race and immigration but there is great value to be had from his percipient analysis of the institution that became the European Union. Have a look at what he was saying on the very night that the electorate last voted on the question of membership - Enoch Powell 1975 . This is interesting stuff - what would, I think, have most astounded Powell if alive now is that we have still not twigged the point on nationhood. If anything the discussion has descended to a less wholesome level, because nobody now is being honest (as Powell generously, a generosity others including myself have not mirrored, conceded Heath was being) about the 'abnegation' legally implicit in membership of such a union. My own distinctly unpowellian and therefore inelegant analogy has been to liken sovereignty to virginity - once given away it's bloody difficult to get it back. What the Prime Minister tells us is that we are 'a special case' and that we can have 'the best of both worlds' - which sounds to me a little like being a virgin whilst at the same time putting it about rather indiscriminately. This analogy of mine breaks down (as do most I'm afraid but they help if taken with a pinch of salt) when it comes to the question now before the country, because it translates as 'Do you want your virginity back?' Thus I come to my own rescue and reconfigure the question as, 'How about being celibate for a change?' Or perhaps it should be 'How about the choice of celibacy or a remarriage?' Like I said, analogies break down. Where I will draw the line (and here I gree with the PM) is at gerrymandering the question to be, 'Would you like to get divorced and then remarry the same spouse in a different church?'  

What I'm trying to point out is that this is interesting and, yes, important stuff. So let's see what the interesting and serious people are saying about it. Not Galloway, not Farage, not Cameron, not Corbyn (whose damascene conversion on the topic is positively wondrous), not Osborne. But yes to Sturgeon, and yes even to Salmond who, once you get beyond the instinctive tory-baiting, always has a point. Who are these serious people? How to distinguish them from the swivel-eyed lunatics? Here's some candidates on both sides. I will venture fewer on the Pro side, simply because you can find them aplenty - try the backbenches of both sides of the House, or try a plc boardroom or the partners in the behemoth mega-accountants. The orthodoxy of the political class is theirs. Try for example these two: Hilary Benn and Michael Heseltine. Benn is particularly intriguing because of his difference from his famous father, Tony Benn. Those who ungenerously speculate that Tony Benn would be 'spinning in his grave' at Hilary's orthodoxy, couldn't be more wrong. They miss utterly the point that Benn Senior gloried in plurality. This made him unfit for modern office. As for Heseltine he may not be quite the historical figure that he had hoped but he is genuine. He has built businesses and has quietly used his own money on the campaign trail over the years. A case of putting his money where his mouth is but without the self-serving vulgarity of Doanld Trump.

As for the Antis: Frank Field, long a favourite of this blog - This Deal Is Awful ; Gisela Stuart - definitely not one of the usual suspects, a native German who has given fabulous service as a Birmingham Labour MP - Gisela Stuart: Guardian . With some caution (no one likes to be ridiculed) I also suggest Iain Duncan Smith. That the piece I link - IDS on EU - is from the Daily Mail perhaps says something about my snobbish hesitation, But hey ho it's out there now so let's run with it. A former serving soldier and a Roman Catholic without university education - might it be too wicked to speculate that the PM finds him beyond the pale? Yes it probably would.

You can pick holes in the motives of all of the above, though this is hardest in respect of the three socialists, Benn, Field and Stewart. However I find all my examples more trustworthy and informative than a Prime Minister who is so convinced of his rectitude that he misrepresents the facts of the recent negotiation and takes snide potshots at sincere opponents. Do I expect a higher standard of behaviour from our first minister? I think you know the answer to that one. Call me old fashioned.

Which just leaves Boris. The knowing line of the political insider is that Boris's sidling into the 'Out' camp is unadulterated careerism. If that truly is the case then damn the man to pieces. I genuinely hope that analysis is wrong. Whatever, here is the link to his piece in the Telegraph on Monday. There are some cheap descents into journalistic myth (the summary of daft EU legislation is not entirely fair) but on the whole it is, as you would expect, scholarly and well-written. I am a trained reader between lines (I'm a lawyer after all) but I do not detect any of the nastiness that has invaded Cameron's tone. Perhaps I've been conned. Again. Sincerity or Vaulting Ambition?

You decide. That's the point.

Wednesday, 25 November 2015

Feeling Old

I feel old most of the time these days. I lack energy and rather more worryingly I have to search around for optimism. It seems to be a condition of encroaching decrepitude that one feels that the world is, despite best efforts, going to hell in a hand cart. What follows is likely to be a disorganised ramble over the state of my world.

On 11 November I happened to mention the "muderous misogynists of ISIS". I did so disparagingly and perhaps flippantly. Two days later these barbarous scumbags massacred 129 souls in Paris. Less than a week later football fans of England and France together sang La Marseillaise. There is always hope.

On the evening before the Paris atrocity I happened to have watched Zero Dark Thirty, Kathryn Bigelow's engrossing procedural on the decade long hunt for Bin Laden. It begs questions about the propriety of "enhanced interrogation" aka torture and, indeed, questions about the value of the whole enterprise to kill Bin Laden. A very good film and proof, as if it were needed, that Bigelow is several times better a director than her over-lauded ex-husband James "Titanic" Cameron. 8/10. America makes films about these issues for commercial release. ISIS (or whatever one must fashionably call them in the post Parisian angst) obliterate ancient monuments. Go figure.

This entry is lacking direction, a product of my malaise. Today we have had the Chancellor's Autumn Statement, notable not so much for Osborne's abandonment of his plans for wretched Tax Credits but for the utter poverty of the Opposition response to it. The Labour Party, author at its best of the post-war welfare consensus, is currently a dangerous joke, led by an intellectul make-weight. This is a bad thing and it rather depresses me.

Traffic in Birmingham. What on earth is going on? This is also a bad thing.

Still, the panto went quite well last week, at least the audiences seemed to enjoy it. I found it pathetically enervating. This may be my malaise or may be the cause of my malaise. Hopefully the latter and a good snooze will prod me out of it.

For a few days I have been out of love with literary theory. This is a bad thing if you're trying to do a PhD. Is the theory industry not in danger of self-indulgence bordering on fraud?

A new series of The Bridge is screening on BBC4. This is a good thing. Saga Noren - what a creation.

Our central heating is playing up. This is a bad thing.

Russia and Turkey, neither terribly sympathetic countries, have been having a stab this week at starting World War III. Kindly get a grip. There are bigger fish to fry than each other.

Time for Grumpy to have that snooze. 


Saturday, 12 September 2015

Politics Just Got Interesting Again

As you will have noted (possibly with surprise) I have largely kept my nose out of the Labour leadership election, indeed I described any potential comment as being an intrusion on private grief. But now it's all done and dusted and they've done what would have seemed unimaginable six months ago - Jeremy Corbyn is to be the Leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition.

And on the whole I have decided that this is a good thing for me as a spectator. The sameness that has afflicted the last two decades of British politics will now be banished and we will encounter a different vision. It would be wrong to deny that I think Corbyn barking but it will be diverting to see in operation a man whose instincts are so deviant - his natural reaction is to favour the Arab over the Jew, unilateralism over multilateralism, Irish Nationalism over Unionism, collectivism over individualism. It all reminds me of my politically charged adolescence. Just don't make me wear flares and high heels, and please don't tax us at 80%.

Oh, if only, if only, there was a credible libertarian voice in British politics. Now that really would be interesting. Bollocks to Cameron and Osborne and their shaming budget deficit. At least Corbyn, the poor deluded darling, is honest about his addiction to government debt - rather like that nice Mr Mugabe, Corbyn's view is that there is no moral imperative to honour national debts, hence they can be taken on with a clear conscience. So far as one can tell the Cameron/Osborne plan is to steal from those few barmy enough to have saved and to hope that interest rates never go up. Fat chance.

Man at C&A
One final problem with Corbyn, actually two. Number one - why does he clearly hate the affluent so much? They don't all hate him- you can trust me on this. Number two - on what one might take to be the biggest day of his political life, why did he not wear a tie? Would he wear one to a wedding? I'm not an habitual tie-wearer myself but there are certain occasions that merit it. The flouting of such conventions in public life is not cool, it is in fact a form of showing-off and an assertion of superiority. Think Gordon Brown in his lounge suit at the Mansion House. Whatever happened to him? He abolished boom and bust you know.