Misery Acquaints A Man With Strange Bedfellows

Chuka Umunna has been out and about recently preaching his well-meaning, soft-left, we know what is good for you bilge. That's his right but the poor chap finds himself yoked to the absurd Anna Soubry, she who can hardly hide her absolute delight at the temporary fame her own soft-right, well-meaning etc drivel is bringing her. It's quite good fun when this unlikely couple get wheeled in front of the cameras and you can see the unspoken doubt oozing from Umunna's every pore. Aren't people funny?

Chuka: "You ain't seen me, right?"