We rejoined the National Trust, an act practically compulsory for the middle aged of middle England. With all this baggage it's something of a miracle that I manage to still be so massively down with the kids. Truth be told I work jolly hard on being this cool. Which is a difficult thing to say when you are sitting at the computer trying to get used to the new triathlon wetsuit which I have just recovered from the house round the corner to which the imbecile courier chose to deliver it. Have you ever had to don a wetsuit? It's frigging difficult - quite possibly the hardest part of a triathlon. Typing in a wetsuit is also very challenging. But I'll master it because that's the sort of gadgy I am.
|As eaten by The Overgraduate|