Dave has ample time to get to Comet so he does. He tells the assistant that he wants a plain and simple Freeview box, nothing fancy like the vilified current box, for Huw's theory is that the Metronic Digi-Scart is too clever by half. Dave leaves with £17.99 worth of ProLine equipment and rushes back to the house to enjoy the remaining hours of the golf. He plugs in the new box, connects it to the television, puts the batteries in the remote, points it at the box and .... nothing. No lights on the display. Perhaps it's the plug. No. The batteries. No. Reluctant conclusion, it's a dud. Deep breath. Back to Comet. During these journeys back and forth Dave hears commentary on his favourite Paul Casey making five birdies in the Open. Never mind, it will all be worth it. It is at this stage that we discover that Huw Williams is in fact human after all. Comet is not open until 8.00 but closes at 6.00. Comedy Dave duly arrives at 6.01 and stands forlornly at the doors. Bugger he says.
He returns to Benllech and settles for that internet feed. By now Casey has stopped making birdies. Dave will go back to Comet on Sunday morning - he has checked the opening hours (pity he didn't do that first time) and will be on the doorstep at 10.30. Not renowned for doing so CD has this time kept his temper in check but during a lull in the golf he wonders - perhaps, just perhaps, he should give the box one last chance. He plugs it in again, links it up, points the remote. Nothing. Just for good luck and because he is now mightily pissed off, he gives the offending implement a mild thump. Only mild mind you, after all it has to go back to Comet in the morning. The bloody light comes on. The bloody screen displays an unblemished picture and carries on doing so until CD goes to bed at midnight. It is working again now as the golf resumes. So follows a product review. Metronic Digi-Scart bad, ProLine Digibox good.
Comedy Dave is having a day off today but his alter ego Couch Potato Dave is here. The golf is purportedly on now but the BBC is doing what I think they call colour pieces but what Dave calls bollocks. Show the sport you morons. On other subjects Dave is delighted that the Archers had the good sense to get rid of the monstrous Jude, ex boyfriend of Pip Archer and arch knob. Dave also saw Lord Mandelson being interviewed by Andrew Marr this morning and for reasons of decency will not tell you what he thinks of the noble lord.
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