How Not To Behave

Tiger Woods and Steve Williams - was there ever quite so charmless a pair of plonkers. Now that nice Tiiger has sacked poor little Stevie and said Stevie has thrown his rattle out of the pram - a pram, indeeed a rattle, paid for by the sporting world's most infamous lothario - Pair of Plonkers. Shit give I none, as my old Jedi master used to say.