WTF

It is the Saturday of the Lord's test, the incomparable Sachin Tendulkar is batting and even the most diehard Englishman wills him to make a century this afternoon and thus fill one of the few voids in his career record. At the same stage I turn on 5 Live to seek an update on the endlessly fascinating Tour de France. What do I get? Scottish Premier League football commentary. It's 23 July you idiots, what are you thinking of?